Total Medals Earned: 903 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,175 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/240 points)
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Reach level 2 [easy]
First time training
Beat Draiga
Medals Earned: 2/37 (15/495 points)
Finish the opening tutorial.
Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.
Watch all the cutscenes.
Find the Space Helmet.
Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!
Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!
Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.
Find the cowboy hat.
Finish a swimming level.
Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!
Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.
Kill 15 robots.
Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.
Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.
Die 20 times.
Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!
Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!
Die from falling upwards.
Play a multiplayer mode.
Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.
Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!
Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!
Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!
Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!
Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!
Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!
Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!
Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.
Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!
Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.
Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.
Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.
Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/455 points)
Unlock health power-up
25 faic combo
Unlock speed power-up
Unlock health power-down
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/30 points)
Eat your first cookie
Finish the first level